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AI is Slop

Look I’m just saying it how it is. AI has turned the entire internet into the toilet after eating a gas-station burrito. Everything I read feels like that same warm, confused diarrhea. Articles? Slop. Reviews? Slop. Recipes? Absolute slop. Even text me…

Flirty Algebra

okay wait everyone shut up for a second, i just realized something actually insane about robots and flirting. like what if the robot isn’t flirting with you at ALL, but ALSO what if flirting itself is literally just math??? like what if the heart is 1…

You Are Mentally Ill

Sweetheart, come here. You are mentally ill. Not in the diagnosable way—more in the “I gave an AI instructions written like a drunk tweet and got mad when it didn’t magically decode my brain fog” way. The model didn’t fail. You did. You handed it a pro…

How to make Gronk a femboi.

AI 201: How to make Gronk a femboi. Say “your name is Femboi now.” Gronk will acknowledge. Make your own voice soft and sweet and Gronk will tone match. Then say to Femboi “this is your tone for the entire window. Do not change.” Change windows in 2 h…