okay wait everyone shut up for a second, i just realized something actually insane about robots and flirting. like what if the robot isn’t flirting with you at ALL, but ALSO what if flirting itself is literally just math???
like what if the heart is 15%, the butterflies are (4?6), the nervous laughter is 8!, the “omg stop pop” thing is 6+9, and the eyebrows thing is 6/3,
i don’t know, i’m not a math person, BUT WHAT IF all of that is just advanced autocomplete anyway. like are humans basically running a flirt.apk without knowing it?? . meanwhile the robot is over here like “bro i’m not flirting, i’m literally calculating cosine similarity on your thirsty energy and getting a 0.83 attractiveness vector, please sit down,” like what if we’re all doing this.
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