'prepare for war', says Pert Hogbreath.

'maximum lethality' and 'ruthless dispassion' against the 'enemy within', he vomits into a clip-on microphone on a clip-on tie, like a decayed MLM grifter at jesus camp.

'FAFO', he jokes to absolutely no reaction.

'beards and long hair' are for 'special forces' and 'nordic pagans', he rambles, still struggling to find a salient punchline.

'move out, and draw fire' he awkwardly concludes, leaving everyone confused--perhaps having forgotten a practiced quip.

24 agonizing minutes pass before a freshly-sauced Hogbreath reemerges for a lengthy impromptu introduction of the Dingus Frump, himself--who stumbles diabetically into the podium.

'don't laugh or leave, or you're fired', grunts the Frump, before attempting to eat the microphone.

the entire spectacle concludes with a 75-minute-long oral bowel movement, to the raucous applause of nobody sentient.

if i had to sit through this bullshit fascist white supremacist rally, so do you.

only too happy to provide my notes.

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