I asked DeepSeek’s DeepThink version to roast itself. This is what it came up with (peep the reddit reference – I did NOT ask it to do that, lol).
The prompt was "DeepSeek, roast yourself!" It returned: "I’m like a know-it-all intern who’s read every Wikipedia page but still can’t figure out how to use a stapler. My ‘intelligence’ is just fancy autocomplete—I’ll write you a sonnet…