I just started a new job. During interview, they mentioned that I needed to pass my work through an AI detector. Okay, no big deal, right? Since Im already writing everything myself, it shouldnt be too much of a problem.
Hoo boy was I wrong!
Day 1, wrote my copy, passed it through zeroGPT, 30% AI content. Okay, I will rewrite a few sentences, no problem. Content passes through, everyone’s happy.
Day 2, they liked my writing on day 1, so I was given more work. They were these short blogs around 450 words each, completed all of it, went to check it through the damn AI detector, BOOM. 80% AI!
What is the damn detector even going to detect when I have typed every single word, why my own two hands!?!??! The fuck is going on? I spent 2 hours trying to 'humanize' my ALREADY HUMAN work to appease AI fucking Christ. Oh and I put it through multiple detectors, Copyleaks, Quillbot, GPTZero you name it. The fun part is that each detector has its own damn opinion of how much of my content is AI written. One says 69%, other says 80, and another says 12.
I'm spending hours tweaking perfectly fine sentences, swapping words, basically trying to make my human writing sound... less structured? Less like how I naturally write? Just to appease these inconsistent algorithms. It feels absurd.
It's gotten so ridiculous that a colleague joked I should try running my original, human-written text through an AI humanizer tool mentioning something like Hastewire just to see if that would trick the detector into thinking it's human. The irony is physically painful! Like, imagine having to use AI to prove your human work isn't AI? What timeline are we in?!
Seriously though, is anyone else experiencing this madness? Are these detectors just fundamentally flawed because I'm genuinely baffled and wasting so much time on this.
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